Name:
Kaptin Keith Ellert

Vessel:
The Good Ship Mayhem

Age:
Worlds Biggest Teenager

Height:
6’3”

Weight Class:
Light Heavy-Weight

Boot Size:
11

Distinguishable Scars, Tatoos, Piercings:
Yes

Favorite Team: Calgary Flames

Favorite Bevy: See Menu @ Yukon Brewing Company

Time Served: Since 1998 (No set parole date)

Hobbies: Slaying the Fish, Skiing the Sima, Mowing the Lawn, Rocking the Roll, Spreading the Love

Family: The Boy and Lenny the Goldfish

When I Grow Up, I Want To Be: Smart & Goodlooking

Please keep listening...I have a mortgage and need the gig.

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