Today, we’re taking a whirlwind tour through the land of classic rock cover songs that missed the mark by a country mile, and are we in for a wild ride. Grab your air guitars, turn up the volume, and let’s dive headfirst into these musical mishaps.
“Stairway to Heaven” by Rolf Harris
Our first stop is a cover of Led Zeppelin’s iconic “Stairway to Heaven” by none other than Rolf Harris, the Australian entertainer known for his didgeridoo skills. Forget Robert Plant’s soaring vocals; prepare your ears for a rendition that’ll leave you speechless, but not in a good way.
“Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” by William Shatner
Captain Kirk himself, William Shatner, took a bold leap into the music scene with his spoken-word rendition of The Beatles’ “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.” Shatner’s dramatic delivery turns this classic into a cosmic spectacle that’s impossible to unhear.
“Hey Jude” by Wilson Pickett
Soul legend Wilson Pickett gave The Beatles’ “Hey Jude” his own unique twist, transforming it into a soulful sermon filled with passionate screams and ad-libs. It’s a cover that leaves you wondering whether it’s a musical performance or a spiritual experience.
“Bohemian Rhapsody” by Panic! at the Disco
Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody” is a rock masterpiece, but Panic! at the Disco decided to add their own dramatic flair. This take is… unique. Freddie Mercury might raise an eyebrow, but you won’t be able to look away.
These classic rock cover songs may not have reached the lofty heights of their originals, but they’ve certainly become memorable… just for the wrong reasons. So, buckle up, hit play, and prepare to be entertained in ways you never thought possible. Remember, even in the world of cover songs, there’s no such thing as a wrong note… just ones that you’d rather not hear!
Till next week.
– PV



